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    The Magical Tales of Trolling

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    The Magical Tales of Trolling

    Post  τΐgσ on Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:22 pm

    Post your troll stories here.

    The more epic, the better.
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    Re: The Magical Tales of Trolling

    Post  Law on Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:41 pm

    Here we FUCKING go:
    Once, I was on many servers, got tons of friends. I told every single one that I was 22, female, and lived in Denmark. They believed me completely, and I've been friends with them for years now. The one day I told them that I'm a guy, 16, and live in Denmark, they were all "Fuck you.."
    I love trolling.
    Like a baws.
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    Re: The Magical Tales of Trolling

    Post  τΐgσ on Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:44 pm

    That was pretty damn epic.
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    Re: The Magical Tales of Trolling

    Post  Milkdairy on Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:11 pm

    I once got on this One HL2RP City Rp With KingCalma (From Slidefuse) and we decided to Troll them.


    I was a White guy with a huge afro and an Unlimited amount of Cocaine, Weed Cigarettes, and Syringes filled with Heroin, Who Constantly tripped over his own feet, And Flailed around causing coke to fly everywhere when he was hit by someone, Every 30 seconds or so stuffing more Marijuana Wraps into his mouth, and Injecting a syringe.

    Calma Was a Large fat African American guy with his shirt covered in gravy, Holding a KFC Bucket with chicken in his left hand, and a Basket ball in his right.

    My character was constantly screaming everything he said, Followed by either an injection or stuffing some Cocaine into his mouth.

    In the End, We both suicided or some shit N' got PK'd. We then started to get extremely ridiculous, Making 15 foot tall African American Characters, and eventually making 25 Foot tall ones until Calma was banned for Fail RP. Shortly after he was banned, I created a 68 Foot tall Black man, and was Banned for Fail RP.


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    Re: The Magical Tales of Trolling

    Post  τΐgσ on Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:42 pm

    Milkdairy wrote:I once got on this One HL2RP City Rp With KingCalma (From Slidefuse) and we decided to Troll them.


    I was a White guy with a huge afro and an Unlimited amount of Cocaine, Weed Cigarettes, and Syringes filled with Heroin, Who Constantly tripped over his own feet, And Flailed around causing coke to fly everywhere when he was hit by someone, Every 30 seconds or so stuffing more Marijuana Wraps into his mouth, and Injecting a syringe.

    Calma Was a Large fat African American guy with his shirt covered in gravy, Holding a KFC Bucket with chicken in his left hand, and a Basket ball in his right.

    My character was constantly screaming everything he said, Followed by either an injection or stuffing some Cocaine into his mouth.

    In the End, We both suicided or some shit N' got PK'd. We then started to get extremely ridiculous, Making 15 foot tall African American Characters, and eventually making 25 Foot tall ones until Calma was banned for Fail RP. Shortly after he was banned, I created a 68 Foot tall Black man, and was Banned for Fail RP.




    Alright. I LOL'd majorly at that.
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    Re: The Magical Tales of Trolling

    Post  Warpizzle on Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:13 am

    Hmm...
    Of course you've all heard of the...massively hellish depths of...

    DARK RP?!

    Yes. I used to play it. But I didn't play it for your average fun. I played it...because kids always got mad there...Mad at SOMETHING. Someone stealing their job, breaking into their home, destroying their printer, RDMing them. Whatever makes them tick, that'd be it. SO. What I do, is I enter the server, search for an easy target, kill him. I just kill him. Hehe. He yells in chat, so much. So then I go on top of the Hotel's Roof, This is RP_Downtown. Should remove the RP tag since this really ISN'T RP. It's SHIT. But anyways, I was on the Hotel Roof, and I jumped off, but I landed on the window's ledge, reaching his top floor hotel. I broke the glass easily and entered. His two printers were on the counter. But instead of destroying them, I took them and threw them out the window, for my own shit. He soon raged and knew it was me, called for admins and shit, but there were none. NONE TO BE FOUND!!

    That wasn't really a good one, but it's enough to tell you, I trolled DarkRPers.
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    Re: The Magical Tales of Trolling

    Post  Plane Otto on Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:29 am

    Warpizzle wrote:Hmm...
    Of course you've all heard of the...massively hellish depths of...

    DARK RP?!

    Yes. I used to play it. But I didn't play it for your average fun. I played it...because kids always got mad there...Mad at SOMETHING. Someone stealing their job, breaking into their home, destroying their printer, RDMing them. Whatever makes them tick, that'd be it. SO. What I do, is I enter the server, search for an easy target, kill him. I just kill him. Hehe. He yells in chat, so much. So then I go on top of the Hotel's Roof, This is RP_Downtown. Should remove the RP tag since this really ISN'T RP. It's SHIT. But anyways, I was on the Hotel Roof, and I jumped off, but I landed on the window's ledge, reaching his top floor hotel. I broke the glass easily and entered. His two printers were on the counter. But instead of destroying them, I took them and threw them out the window, for my own shit. He soon raged and knew it was me, called for admins and shit, but there were none. NONE TO BE FOUND!!

    That wasn't really a good one, but it's enough to tell you, I trolled DarkRPers.
    Trolling DarkRP's is the most easy thing to do... Do something else if you want to impress us :/
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    Re: The Magical Tales of Trolling

    Post  τΐgσ on Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:36 am

    Plane Otto wrote:
    Warpizzle wrote:Hmm...
    Of course you've all heard of the...massively hellish depths of...

    DARK RP?!

    Yes. I used to play it. But I didn't play it for your average fun. I played it...because kids always got mad there...Mad at SOMETHING. Someone stealing their job, breaking into their home, destroying their printer, RDMing them. Whatever makes them tick, that'd be it. SO. What I do, is I enter the server, search for an easy target, kill him. I just kill him. Hehe. He yells in chat, so much. So then I go on top of the Hotel's Roof, This is RP_Downtown. Should remove the RP tag since this really ISN'T RP. It's SHIT. But anyways, I was on the Hotel Roof, and I jumped off, but I landed on the window's ledge, reaching his top floor hotel. I broke the glass easily and entered. His two printers were on the counter. But instead of destroying them, I took them and threw them out the window, for my own shit. He soon raged and knew it was me, called for admins and shit, but there were none. NONE TO BE FOUND!!

    That wasn't really a good one, but it's enough to tell you, I trolled DarkRPers.
    Trolling DarkRP's is the most easy thing to do... Do something else if you want to impress us :/


    Gotta agree. It's so easy to get a sniper and propclimb to an unreachable place and kill everyone while people scratch their heads, or to just run around RDMing.
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    Re: The Magical Tales of Trolling

    Post  Matteh on Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:33 pm

    Well, I managed to convince Gothic that I was a mass murdering animal slaughtering serial pedophile, who used catskin as bath robes and hippopotamus skeletons for interior decorating, and drowned sacks filled with cats in bathtubs of turpentine. His reaction was just so fucking funny, since he's an IRL 10 year old and what not.

    Which led to my permaban of course, since the server is filled with gullible and over-sensitive individuals whos perception of reality appears to be flawed, since I wouldn't normally lug a hippo into my house to be torn ascender for interior decorating, or stretch a cat wide enough to be used as a bathrobe.

    I admit, not all of the populace of this community are gullible asshats, some actualy do not lack common sense and have attempted to support me, failing in the end due to the stupidity of the opposing side.

    Since most if not, ALL of the decent communities are now wiped out, either from money issues or corruption of fail roleplayers, I think I have no choice but to retire. Accoridng to Chancer and Shinso, it would be my fifth second chance if I we're to be unbanned, so be it. I'm not wanted here by the top dogs, therefore I should go.

    So a big to the majority of you, and a ginormous to those who we're the only decent roleplayers in this entire community, thank you for the fun times, you lot.

    Guuhdbaiiii! Wink
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    Re: The Magical Tales of Trolling

    Post  Milkdairy on Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:08 am

    Sorry I hated on you so much, Matteh.

    Although We had Disagreements, you were an alright Player.

    See ya. <3
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    Re: The Magical Tales of Trolling

    Post  Matteh on Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:29 am

    Milkdairy wrote:Sorry I hated on you so much, Matteh.

    Although We had Disagreements, you were an alright Player.

    See ya. <3

    With all petty squabbles aside, thank you. I would be happy to return and so forth, since I enjoy playing here, but according to Shinso/Chancer "it would be his fifth second chance".
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    Re: The Magical Tales of Trolling

    Post  Shisno on Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:13 pm

    Thing is, I admit you are a decent roleplayer when you are serious, but to often I have received complaints, you are welcome to make an unban request, but just a note, not everybody is a "Gullible asshat", but people still don't like hearing about that shit.

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