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    Share your Durp Family Time with the For(c)umz

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    Scout

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    Age : 24
    Location : Shinso's bedroom

    Share your Durp Family Time with the For(c)umz

    Post  Scout on Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:57 am

    So! Talk to 'yo parentz!

    ASK THEM THINGS!

    Me: Mum, du u <3 me?

    Mother: Got a job?

    Me: Nup

    Mother: No comment...

    I FEEL LOVED!

    Baby Bookz? (Tell me I'm not the only person that has one! D:)

    According to the date...me when I was 9

    Q: What do you want to be when u grow up?

    A: I wunnah be a snail!

    *Notes of disappointment*

    Random acts of shit!

    I was walking down my stairs this lovely morning (6AM) WHEN I was blindsided by a PVC Pipe after stepping from my abode. Three (Or Four) Seconds laturh, I jumped to my feet and ran down the stairs where I saw my brother run! I jumped down the first set, into a longer PVC Pipe, hitting my stomach (MAH BABY!) from there I rolled down the stairs onto the tile, and screamed for 2 minutes.

    Awkward Breakfest time!

    Me:(Dumb Bitch)Oooooh People like mai Status!

    Dad:(Annoyed) Wanna know the sound of noone giving a shit?

    Me:(Trolololololol) Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? (:3)

    Dad:(FastFaceVoiceMouth) Ever hear of women's rights? (Said veryvery fast)

    Me:(Durp) Wut

    Dad:(Annoyed. Growing anger) Me either *Swats with newspaper*

    Me: ACK!(Or some other form of panic filled screech of terror)

    Mom:(Angered/SarcasticLaugh) Hah! *Throws Poptart*

    Me:(Suprised/Zomgwtfbbq) AHG What the fuck mom!?

    Mom&Dad: Get the FUCK OUT!

    I feel LOVED! Hmmm...I wrote this down but it lacks emotion...adding some!
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    Just tell a story or two about funny things that go on in your family! or events that involved durpyness/comedy


    You get the fucking idea, post things that are funny (Or Durplike) caused by Family. - Wesley Snipes

    Mush

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    Join date : 2011-06-25
    Location : Melbourne, Australia

    Re: Share your Durp Family Time with the For(c)umz

    Post  Mush on Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:25 am

    Scout.

    What da fuck you on about? Razz
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    Scout

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    Join date : 2011-06-21
    Age : 24
    Location : Shinso's bedroom

    Re: Share your Durp Family Time with the For(c)umz

    Post  Scout on Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:44 am

    BITCH, I AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR MY BREAKING POINT AND YET I AEKIFNGOINRNIHJOTNJON ONOIGNNHRNOPHRNHON

    Iunno, Post 'yo shit that I think I made make sense, Yep. hmm I have a full post left...I can still type, and I won't waste room on the page! ONLY THEIR TIME READING THIS! Laughing Laughing
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    Shisno

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    Join date : 2011-06-20
    Location : Your Hard Drive.

    Re: Share your Durp Family Time with the For(c)umz

    Post  Shisno on Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:07 am

    This happened, just yesterday.

    Me: On interwebs getting stressed by server.
    Me: (Sees odd picture)
    Me: HOLY SHIT!

    *Thumping is heard in the background*
    *stepfather bursts in, stares at me*

    *Stepfather: IT HAS COME TRUE!
    *Stepfather drops his pants, and wears them on his head (He's going commando T.T)*
    Stepfather: SHIT IS HOLY!
    *Stepfather storms out screaming like zoidberg*

    Me: *Straightface, in teh middle of sipping coffee*
    Me: *Spit Take*
    Me: *Goes to vomit into the toilet*
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    Milkdairy
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    Posts : 384
    Join date : 2011-06-26
    Location : Staring at my computer, My Chair, My Room, My house, Los Angeles, California, United States, Northern America, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, The Universe

    Re: Share your Durp Family Time with the For(c)umz

    Post  Milkdairy on Sun Aug 21, 2011 12:51 am

    Me: *Playing Black ops*
    Mom: TAKE OUT THE TRASH!
    Me: *:C Faces and goes to take out the trash*
    Mom: HOLY FUCK DROP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND COME WASH THE DISHES
    Me: *Facepalms, Dropping the trash bag and goes to wash the dishes*
    Mom: HOLY FUCK YOU DIDN'T TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE! I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES.
    Me: *Angry faces, and stops The Dishwashing, going outside and picking up the bag filled with trash*
    Mom: WHAT IS THIS, DUST? GO CLEAN THIS UP. NOW.
    Me:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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    Plane Otto

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    Re: Share your Durp Family Time with the For(c)umz

    Post  Plane Otto on Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:11 am

    Me and....
    Ah who am I kidding?
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    Law

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    Re: Share your Durp Family Time with the For(c)umz

    Post  Law on Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:19 am

    Meh, family? Not talking with them much. ANYWAYS:
    My dad burped and he sounded like a combine. Just 5 minutes ago.
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    ecstasy
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    Age : 25
    Location : Sydney, AU

    Re: Share your Durp Family Time with the For(c)umz

    Post  ecstasy on Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:22 pm

    My mom is dead and my dad was an abusive asshole who I haven't seen in 5 years.

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