Post your best war stories

Well, you read the title. At least, I hope you did, and aren't just randomly clicking links.

So, let's hear it. Post some of your finest war stories, whether it be fights you were in, the people you were with, or the time you had. It's all here.


But please, keep the self glorification to a minimum xD coughcoughBloodMastercough

Also, no meta. This is strictly OOC, for the people who may not have been there or haven't heard it.

Sorry clicking random links... I will be going

Are we talking about GAME fights?
Or actually punching people in the nose, getting thrown down.
There's this idiot named Wesley at my high school. He's like 5 inches taller than me, and is all bark, no bite. He talks shit at me and acts as if he were the shit. He even insults my FAMILY, and that really makes me aggressive, how were in the shithole right now, and my mom is sick with fibromyalgia. He calls us whales, and retards, and eventually, I just got too angry to deal with it. A couple of nasty insults later, he throws what I assume a punch is at me. I saw this coming, and grabbed his wrist, twisted it around, and slammed my other fist hard enough on the back of his head for his face to smash against my knee. He fell over and I grabbed the collar of his shirt, but then I was pulled off and literally dragged to the office...meh.
I'm sure shisno has some manly war stories, right?

coughcoughBloodMastercough

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I have the perfect GIF for this. And I cannot use it.


CURSES