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    Warpizzle

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    Post dumb shit you recently did!

    Post  Warpizzle on Sat Oct 22, 2011 6:51 pm

    Post your own shit, that made you feel horribly stupid.

    I just made a compound of chlorine neutralizer and muriatic acid, then I sniffed it. It burnt....alot. Then I got lightheaded. So shit, yeah.
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    Law

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    Re: Post dumb shit you recently did!

    Post  Law on Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:24 pm

    I accidently locked our family's car, accidently hit the grearbox thingie, so the shit went in gear. The car then just started driving slowly backwards, and crashed into a wall with 1 Mph. Pure luck it was only that slow, else I woulda crushed the two girls playing some weird shit there. I was like "OH SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? OH SHIT!". What happened to me? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I swear I'm innocent.
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    Re: Post dumb shit you recently did!

    Post  TheBloodMaster on Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:35 pm

    I killed Killington multiple times on a TTT server (2 of 4 times legit)

    and got my TA suspended until this Wednesday
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    Warpizzle

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    Re: Post dumb shit you recently did!

    Post  Warpizzle on Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:55 pm

    TheBloodMaster wrote:I killed Killington multiple times on a TTT server (2 of 4 times legit)

    and got my TA suspended until this Wednesday

    Sorry, I meant dumb shit you recently did that ISN'T in-game related.
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    Post  τΐgσ on Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:02 am

    For those of you who know what leekspin is, I found a site for it and foolishly clicked on it.

    I listened to it for over a half an hour, and now it is stuck in my head. Probably permenantly.
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    Re: Post dumb shit you recently did!

    Post  Warpizzle on Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:03 pm

    Oh shit, turns out I made chlorine gas, which is a choking agent that was used by the French in 1915. That killed thousands of people.
    AND I SNIFFED IT. Muriatic acid is also known as HydroCHLORIC acid. Hydrogen, and chlorine. And that, mixed with the indicator and neutralizer, results in...*takes a deep breath*
    A gas that kills people.

    *yay*
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    Re: Post dumb shit you recently did!

    Post  Shisno on Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:44 am

    I recently decided to jump out my second floor window while my parents weren't home, I landed and rolled with a loud thud, my neighbors saw the whole thing and thought I tried to commit suicide... So..yeah.


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    Re: Post dumb shit you recently did!

    Post  Warpizzle on Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:01 am

    Shisno wrote:I recently decided to jump out my second floor window while my parents weren't home, I landed and rolled with a loud thud, my neighbors saw the whole thing and thought I tried to commit suicide... So..yeah.

    Next thing you'll do...fire at a thick steel wall in front of you, in a small, steel room...

    When your parents aren't home. :/

    Something like that.
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    Re: Post dumb shit you recently did!

    Post  Thismannolongeractive on Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:34 pm

    I said the word 'Nigger' at a table full of agressive black people... It was funny. All of them approached me with agreesive looks on there faces I just gave them the '_' face then they said "You better not say that again," I said it again then they are like WTF. So they just backed off knowing I wasn't scared. Then the teachers find out cause little black girl runs her mouth. I denied it and the teachers were like "Just leave eachother alone"


    THE END
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    Re: Post dumb shit you recently did!

    Post  Milkdairy on Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:09 pm

    Two Things:

    A few days ago at school:

    During third period..

    "FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK! FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK!"

    During Fourth period..

    "FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK! FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK!"

    During Fifth Period..

    "FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK! FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK!"

    During sixth..

    "FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK! FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK!"

    During Lunch..

    "FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK! FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK!"

    And second of all:

    I had my gun app for my iPhone opened up at starbucks, and my volume was at full, And this huge mexican family was sitting like two yards away from me. I accidentally fire the .44 Magnum, and they look at me like they just pissed their pants. Priceless.
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    Re: Post dumb shit you recently did!

    Post  ecstasy on Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:21 pm

    I sneezed while driving and drove off the road.
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    Thismannolongeractive

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    Re: Post dumb shit you recently did!

    Post  Thismannolongeractive on Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:45 pm

    Went to school today... mixed toilet water and soda and my own pee together. Was going to fake drink it but accidentaly did. Smile It was funky
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    Re: Post dumb shit you recently did!

    Post  Law on Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:42 pm

    I accidently killed a little kid.. Yeah, around 4 years old. I was driving around with my mom, and slammed the door open right in the face of the kid, jumped out, and stomped on his head. Why? Because he looked like a snorlax about to attack me. I was like "fuck no." and killed the shitface.

    Spoiler:

    Suck my dick.

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    Re: Post dumb shit you recently did!

    Post  Mush on Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:29 am

    Milkdairy wrote:Two Things:

    A few days ago at school:

    During third period..

    "FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK! FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK!"

    During Fourth period..

    "FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK! FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK!"

    During Fifth Period..

    "FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK! FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK!"

    During sixth..

    "FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK! FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK!"

    During Lunch..

    "FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK! FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK THA POLICE, FUCK!"

    And second of all:

    I had my gun app for my iPhone opened up at starbucks, and my volume was at full, And this huge mexican family was sitting like two yards away from me. I accidentally fire the .44 Magnum, and they look at me like they just pissed their pants. Priceless.

    comin straight from da underground
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    Post  Thismannolongeractive on Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:38 pm

    At school today I walked off the stage in the gym falling puposly giving myself several bruises... gym teacher was like D:< I hit the ground like a ragdoll lol. It was hilarious cause I landed right next to gym teacher. Smile
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    Post  Thismannolongeractive on Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:22 pm

    Another dumb thing I did today Very Happy I took a large ruler and hit my self in the nuts as hard as I possibly could at school today. It hurt but was funny.
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    Post  Thismannolongeractive on Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:24 pm

    In class today when teacher left room I yelled "DANCE PARTY!" then stood up only one dancing and began to do sexy crazy dance thing then teacher walks back in then he lol'd so much I didnt get in trouble but it was dumb.
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    Post  Thismannolongeractive on Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:15 am

    Man I do lots of dumb things

    I just recently went trick or treating without a costume my friend and I were jogging everywhere and we got tired so I went up to a random guys house and demanded he give us water. He said "Would you take a soda?" And I was like "Hell yeah!" That night we got a mountain dew lol
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    Post  Thismannolongeractive on Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:25 pm

    Toilet+Head need to say more?

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    Re: Post dumb shit you recently did!

    Post  Mush on Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:47 am

    never go full retard
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    Post  Thismannolongeractive on Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:25 pm

    DID another stupid thing today made me feel creepy... I sniffed a girls hair and said "Mmm... your hair smells like moonlight Jasper"
    Almost got smacked
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    Re: Post dumb shit you recently did!

    Post  Scout on Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:55 pm

    I was running on a Treadmill at the Gym, my shoelace was untied...Short story I ended up eating shit at a high incline, and smacked the treadmill behind me at around 10 MPH.
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    Re: Post dumb shit you recently did!

    Post  Thismannolongeractive on Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:49 pm

    Yelled at teacher to "SHUTUP!" today by accident. He lol'd he is a cool guy Smile


    I do lots and lots of stupid stuff... you guys may think I am a dumbass retard, I am far from it though. I just want money Smile
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    Post  Thismannolongeractive on Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:25 pm

    I was in math and teacher says "These lines touch in all places," and I replied "Your mom touches me in all places," Class lol'd and he did sorta smile.
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    Post  Plane Otto on Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:37 am

    So...fake

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